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HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...

AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!

TAGS: obama romney bayonets westillusebayonets bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....

GIVE 'EM THE BAYONET! - Because cold steel is more effective than apologies

REP. ALAN GRAYSON, UNEMPLOYED - Named American's worst politician by Newsweek. Appropriate!

TAGS: horse s ass
Rating: 3.71/5

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Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - I Might Have Gotten Brain Freeze From That Smart Ass Guy's Frozen Custard Cut Taxes? Who's He Think He's Talking To?

I'VE GOT A FEVER.. - And the only cure is MORE BAYONET!

BAYONETS - Because when technology fails, infantrymen don't.

DE OPPRESSO LIBER - New statue unveiled commemorating the Special Forces troops who hunted terrorists in Afghanistan...on horseback.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - I bet most of America thinks "O" is full of what makes the grass grow green!

HORSE MEAT - its for dinner, thanks Obama

NOW, LET US BE CLEAR! - Mr. President, Americans LOVE the smell of Capitalism in the morning. Take your high horse and liberal agenda and shove it!

THE BAYONET - Because bowing doesn't win wars.

HEY OBAMA - We still use bayonets

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 6:59 pm
Judging by the CAMO and M-16 obama wasn't even president when this ph**o was taken, hell this picture is so old he was still in KENYA
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
Obama kills more men with bayonets on their weapons too.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:34 pm
To be fair to mfguy, even I made 3 based on that one..it was the funniest debate moment ever....and his base actually was proud!
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 11:18 am
Hmmm, maybe a little of both. I needed a place to upload and tag a bunch of these so they make Google, but i'm done now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2012, 11:15 am

Aren't you just doing what you're always accusing Vik of doing? Or are you just making a point?

TASK FORCE DAGGER - "They told us: Get on the horse and let’s move. We were able to adapt.”

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 5:59 pm
Do you think horse tastes like dog?

Obama trade deals -


TAGS: obama submarines horses bayonets
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
I'll put my money on 'submarines'.
crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
About as much good as 150 sailors waving sabres in the air, charging the front door of that school, I'd imagine. =) Every situation calls for a different amount of force, obviously. But when you're talking about Iran going nuclear... well...
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
Interesting a***ogy, my friend. But what good would 200 megatons of BOOM do when the enemy is three snipers, 15oo miles inland in the desert, holed up in a school full of children and taking pot sh**s at females who are trying to vote?
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:38 pm
Imagine this: Take the crew of USS Kentucky, and get them out of the water, and on the beach. Give every last one of them a sabre. Are they still as scary as they were, when they were sitting pretty, under 50 feet of water, with 200 megatons of BOOM?
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
I wish it were that easy, my friend. However, our enemies' TTPs dictate that they launch their attacks while using civilians as cover. Sure, a submarine, could launch a 33 million dollar cruise missile to kill one terrorist, but they'd also kill civilians
simplegenius - October 26, 2012, 4:14 pm
As much as he is wrong on the issue, a point could be made that a sub could accurately launch missiles into Afghanistan/Iraq/Iran/Syria or any other country and hit any target it wanted to.. Carriers and Destroyers & Cruisers could also launch missiles.

HORSES AND BAYONETS? - Sounds like malarkey, Mr. President

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:57 pm
I wonder if Biden would have found Obama's quintessential prog demonstration of stupidity as funny as a nuclear Iran...

Obamacare - What's the worse that can happen? -

SEARCHLIGHT, NV - About To Gain Another Full-Time Resident Granny Clampett

PLUGSBOY BIDEN - Gettin' His Freak On

BIDEN'S TOMBSTONE - We're Getting It Ready For 2012 Big Freakin' Dummy

DON'T WORRY - It was a clean shoe.

PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE - It's A Very Dignified Position Occupied By A Very Undignified Moonbat

OH, CRAP! - I Can't Remember Where I Left My Shoes

IF WISHFUL DREAMING WAS HORSES... - ...beggars would be riders.

TAGS: romney loses election horses bayonett
Rating: 1.57/5

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fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The A-s-s-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt’
fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The a**-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt'
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:17 pm
Obama is having democrats turn against him left and right, but he is still predicting a victory.. No one is faulting Obama for that.
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:16 pm
..win lose or draw.. I would not follow a leader who would simply hang his head before the final result and say "well we tried, may as well throw in the towel." would you?
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:15 pm
do you have down syndrome romneyisatool (if you can name-call with your name, i can ask that?) He is a leader, he isn't going to back off even at the brink of a possible loss, that isn't what leaders do, they rally their people to do what is needed...

Stupid Things Liberals Say -

John Kerry Had Classified Relations With Hillary's Server!!! -

John Kerry's Dangerously Naive Multilateralism -

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse -

The Global Warming Hoax -

projection -

horseshoe theory -

thuggery -